Student Funny sms

The most funniest situation in student life;
when we have no idea what to write and superviser says " wind up your
papers".
_____________________________________
Teacher: change the sentence into future tense " i killed a person"
student: the future tense is " you will go to jail"
______________________________________
The reasons to give exams"
1. you can spend 3 hours in self medication
2. you can complete your sleep
3. you can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
______________________________________-
1 student ne MBA ka form fill krte hue " watchman " se pucha"
 janab yeh university kaisi hai.
watchman: bahut achi university hai main ne b yahan se hi MBA kia hai.
_________________________________________________
An interesting statemeint written above wall clock in examination hall.
" time will pass , but will you?
__________________________________________
" the life is too short to complete your sleep. I wonder how people find time to study"
           ( william kamchor)
__________________________________________-
father to son: how did you write your exam?
son: they had asked questions which I did not know, so I wrote answer which they will
not know.
____________________________________________
Teacher : jawani aur burhapy mein kya farq hota hai?
student: jawani mein mobile mein haseeno k numbers hote hain aur
 aur burhapy mein hakeemon ke.
______________________________________________
" thousands of words of a teacher do not hurt but silence of a friend in
 examination hall brings tears into eyes"
     ( wiliam cheater)
_______________________________________________
MISS: aaj tum late q aye ho school 7 bje shuru hota hai itni dyr q ki?
KID: miss ap meri itni fikar mat kiya kren log shak krte hain.
___________________________________________
agr question paper tough lagy
ya smjh mein na aye to
ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chilao
Kameeno fail hi krna tha to exam q lete ho.
__________________________________________
Height of HOPE
sitting in examination hall
holding paper in hand
and saying to yourself
don't worry man , exam will be postpond.
_________________________________-
Teacher : did you make this poem yourself?
Student : yes sir
Teacher: nice to meet you , wiliam shakespeare.
_______________________________
Small boy: dad can you write in dark?
Fther: yes I can but what do you want me to write?
BOY: your name on my result card.
_________________________________
Father: why have you got less marks in history paper?
SON: it is not my fault , they have asked questions which had
happened before I born.