Husband wife sms

Biwi : main ghar cchor k ja rahi hun
shohar: jaan chhoro
Biwi: yeh aapki jaan kehne ki adat mujhe hamesha rok leti hai..
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Husband wife dinner k liye gaye , hotel mein
1 larki ne husband ko hello kaha.
wife : ghusse se, kon thi yeh
husband: tum please mera dmag mat khao
abhi us ko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.
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biwi: main ne tumhen baghair dekhe shadi ker li.
shohar: aurmeri sharaft dekho , main ne
main ne dekh ker bhi inkar na kia.
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thaparr marne per naraz wife se husband bola:
insan usi ko marta hai jis se pyar krta hai.
wife ne husband ko 2 thappar mare aur boli
aap kya smjhte hain main ap se pyar ni
krti.
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ek sahab dusre sahab se : bhai yeh khushyan
kya hoti hain.
2nd sahab: pta ni bhai meri to kum umar mein shadi ho gyi thi.
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